Our Phavorite Philles Players

Part 1 of a series

Raul Javier Ibanez!
Philles - Left Field

He practically leads the league in everything and we LOVE him.




Here are the top 5 reasons he IS NOT ON STEROIDS:

1) He doesn't look like it. He's not puffy faced. And he sure doesn't act like it - he smiles and is generally good natured and HAPPY.

2) He's working out more. Ask any of the guys. They'll tell you. Raul hits the gym hard and often!

3) He's getting better pitches. He is surrounded by talent and isn't being walked or thrown shit like when he was in Seattle. For him it literally IS a whole new ballgame.

4) He's happy to be on a winning team! He's part of the "World Fucking Champions" (Thank you, Mr. Utley) and he knows it.

5) He's giving 100% every game, every time. Period. We've loved him since day 1 and can't wait to see him help us win another series.


Let's all CELEBRATE RAUL IBANEZ and not berate him! And let's run a certain radio personality out of town for even suggesting that Ibanez is juicing. Go pick on someone else's team, not your supposed own. Parasite.




Raul in the off season as Imhotep
:)