Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Shock: World Cup Fans Executed for Watching Match!

Islamic militants have executed two Somali football fans for watching Nigeria play Argentina on Saturday night. This is why radical Islam is fucked up!

""The deaths happened in Central Somalia which is under strict Islamic law and forbids anyone in the region from watching World Cup matches.
Militants from Hizbul Islam arrested 10 fans who were also part of the group.
A further 30 people were arrested for watching the Australia vs Germany game the following night.
Sheikh Mohamed Abdi Aros, a spokesman for the militants, said that, "We are warning all the youth of Somalia not to dare watch these World Cup matches." He said that the people of Somalia should focus on pursuing jihad and not, "watching mad men jump up and down."
Hizbul Islam had previously invited Osama bin Laden to Somalia.""


Okay, forget they are friends with Bin Laden. This Sheikh Aros would rather have them waging war then watching a game. What an asshole.

The reasons why radical Islamists exsist are the following.

They NEED 1) Sports, 2) Better Food, 3) Air Conditioning, 4)To Treat Women BETTER, 5) Alcohol, 6) Fast Cars and Nice Clothes

This is our five-part reasoning for why so many guys in the middle east and Africa are so messed up. They have no outlet! For anything! The only way to let off steam is to beat your woman and Jihad on Western society. It is impossible for them to chill out with a beer watching a game and feeling up their girlfriends. There is no afternoon joyride in the Camaro. No afternoon delight. There are no grilled hot dogs and a cool pool. There is NO FUN AT ALL. They are hot and they are starving for good food that isn't so spicy it makes them go to war.

It is impossible to be a complete, humane human being when you are raised from day one to hate your mother, your sister, aunts, cousins - any female in your life. They are only half complete and are missing a part of themselves when they are taught to hate so early in life. Have you ever seen a stoning? It's sickening and kids get the front row seats. These men over there need Playboys and some lubricant. They are super-duper uptight for a reason, people.

It's a crime that they executed these poor people and didn't just pull up a chair, a hookah and enjoy the fucking game.

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