Friday, January 14, 2011

Maria Sharapova is Oblivious

"Oh Hi!
Am I foxy enough for a Belarus hunter?"

Maria Sharapova, responding to last years criticism of her Australian Open tennis outfit, held a press conference on Wednesday to show off THIS year's outfit.

While an inland sea the size of Germany has formed in hard-hit Australia and people are drowning, she took the time to show off her tits and ass. That is, non-existent tits and an ass with her head up inside of it.

We couldn't be more offended. While tennis ace after tennis ace has pledged help to the flood victims of Australia, Maria instead chooses to help herself.

As well as showing off her flashy and blingy engagement ring, she also is being sponsored by Tiffany and Co. who are proud to announce today that she will be wearing their earrings for the matches. WTF?

Go away, Maria. People all around you are suffering, you selfish blind bitch. We hope you don't make it past the first round and have to wade through flooded Brisbane to get out of the country.

1 comment:

  1. Shame on her at this terrible time for aussies!!! Bitch is an understatement,she is a "c" word!! LOL.With a capital "C". First of all she isnt even hot!! I will give her the legs but tell me what tennis player doesnt have nice legs?? Kinda hard to even think of even one isn't it?? Her personality makes her uglier than she could even know! She should study and watch Kimmy Clijsters game and court presence and maybe she might be able to exhibit a bit of class!! This girl is so shallow from her on court stupid grunting to her go to the baseline after every single fucking point to meditate. Why not wear an outfit with information on it on how to help these unfortunate good people?? She should be booed often by the fans and yes OMNI i hope she is eliminated in the 1st round.I feel so sorry for little dolce'........Hey they have something in common,their both dogs!! I wonder what Dinara Safina is gonna wear this year?? LOL. I heard she is gonna don Marats outfit for good luck. By the way they are catering to the wrong Russian girl every other one is nicer and hotter and a better player than Maria especially Elena Demetieva so take that selfish BITCH!! Thanks OMNI for calling a BITCH A BITCH when you see one.

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