Friday, January 21, 2011

Proof That God Answers Prayers

Yesterday we prayed to God that Venus Williams would retire. This morning our wish was granted!

Just a scant seven minutes into her Australian Open match, Venus Williams retired due to injury.

PRAISE GOD ALMIGHTY!

Okay, well it's not permanent but we will not have to put up with her bad attitude and horrific outfit any more for this event.

"Dear Almighty God, Creator of the Universe, thank you for answering half of our prayer. Now please make people feed the hungry, house the homeless and stop waging war. And do something about MTV. Thank you, God. Love, Omni. Over and Out."



1 comment:

  1. I just found out that even though Venus had to retire that she is still going to wear her new outfit as a spectator for what would have been her next match!! LOL Hey it looks good on you though?? (Thanks Rodney)

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