Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Don't Wake the Pontiff!

Shhh! Don't wake the Pontiff!

We guess all that hard work defending yourself for protecting pedophiles is kind of exhausting. The Pope fell asleep during Mass on Sunday.

We wouldn't care but IT'S HIS ONLY JOB! We manage to stay awake during ours.

12 comments:

  1. How dare you!! He wasnt sleeping he was just pontiff-icating!! Dreaming of little boys no doubt!! LOL.Plus how old is that fucking altar boy or should i say altar man or should i say altar older man!!

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  2. He wasnt waking the pervert...oopps i mean pope....sorry quick kiss of the ring,he was trying to cop a feel!!He is in training. In foul ability-------The ability to foul and allow to foul

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  3. Things are starting to con clave in on him. I just wish his dum ass head thing would have fell off....that would have been hilarious. Its very exhausting fighting off the devil everyday. He is almost a superhero like wonder woman and her bracelets fighting off bullets!! He is above the law like Bill Murray in KingPin!! His knew superhero name shall be " The allower to touch little innocent boys and get away with it- man" or just "Dope Pope" for short. LOL What a slapstick now he's gonna fix it! Well thats what superhero's do they fix stuff.

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  4. I think he dropped something on the floor...LOL. Either that or he's gay!!

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  5. Maybe he saw a RAT?? Oh no that was just his reflection on the GOLD FLOOR!!

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  6. They propped him up,he's really dead!! Weekend at Bennie's..LOL

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  7. I thought Vampires burnt up in the sunlight?? Oh thats right............INFALLIBILITY

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  8. He's looking down to see if his NAZI tatto's are showing!! Oh my god just another cover up he has to do!! LOL

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  9. I dont even wanna know what that fucking black hole in his lap is for???

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  10. I heard he woke up just in time to protect another priest!! Thats once again what SuperHero's do.

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  11. This isn't even in a church........this was in his hotel room!! LOL

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  12. NAZI....NOT SEE.....TO TURN A BLIND EYE.......TO IGNORE. Yep thats him!! RAT-ZINGER,his name says it all..he's a rat,theres a real zinger coming and he even has the letters nazi in his last name! Yep he's the Head Not See!!

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