Whiskey in a Can, Yo

Ahh, the joy of popping open a fresh cold can of...whiskey?

Yup. Soon to be on US shelves by Feb. 1st.

Another sign of the upcoming Apocalypse or finally just some good common sense?

Time will tell.

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Ab Fab 2011

Absolutely Fabulous is celebrating it's 20th!

Eddie and Pats are returning for a new season that includes a three-part Christmas special. Yay!

Everyone is commenting on how great the cast looks. Jane Horrocks (Bubble) is 47, Julia Sawalha (Saffy) is 43, Jennifer Saunders (Edina) is 53, June Whitfield (mom) is 86, and Joanna Lumley (Patsy) is 65.

Amazing!

Jennifer Saunders, who plays the super-cool yet hot-mess Edina, and is the creator/writer for the show, is in remission from her breast cancer ordeal from the last couple of years and seems ready to bring Ab Fab back to prime time and possibly to A MOVIE THEATER NEAR YOU.

'We thought it would be hilarious if [Edina and Patsy] went to a party on an oligarch’s yacht, got drunk, fell asleep and woke up in the middle of the ocean,' she said.

Well, considering Eddie and Patsy get drunk and wake up everywhere else, why not?

Here's a sneak peek at the Christmas special airing soon on BBC1.



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And...BAM! There's a New "Top Chef" Judge

The Fat Bastard we know and love as Emeril Lagasse has just been named a permanent new judge on Top Chef. He will be joining Tom Colicchio and some other guy as the three judges. So we guess Gail Simmons is out too?

They should have fired the loathsome Padma. She's about as fun as watching paint dry.

Emeril is a welcome change to the show and he certainly knows his way around a TV show kitchen. He's been off TV for a while and we think he's going to be well received on Top Chef.

Look for the new season this fall.

Two and a Half Sheets to the Wind

In honor of Live Like a Sheen Day F A T Tuesday, here's a new cocktail for all you Vatican Assassin Warlocks with Adonis DNA:

Tigers Bloody-Mary

1/2 oz. Sake
1 oz. to 1½ oz. (30-45 ml) vodka in a highball glass filled with ice.
Fill glass with tomato juice
1 dash celery salt
1 dash ground black pepper
1 dash Tabasco sauce
2 dashes Worcestershire sauce
1/8 tsp. horseradish
Dash of lemon or lime juice
Garnish with celery stalk

Enjoy!

And thanks, Charlie! Keep 'em coming you pyscho crazy bastard!