Showing posts with label conspiracy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label conspiracy. Show all posts

Monday, August 1, 2011

Put That In Your Pipe and Smoke It


Let's hear it for the newest crop circle in Wiltshire, England.

This dandy was put up two weeks ago by persons unknown.
And no,... no one thinks that THIS one is from them.

It was put into place near the ancient white horse of Cherhill, near Stonehenge.

Quite a bunch of jokers those Brits...



Friday, July 15, 2011

Happy Birthday Jesse Ventura

Jesse is one bad ass motherfucker

It's a good thing I'm not president because I would prosecute every person that was involved in that torture. I would prosecute the people that did it. I would prosecute the people that ordered it. Because torture is against the law. ... Waterboarding is drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you — I'll put it to you this way, you give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders. ... If it's done wrong, you certainly could drown. You could swallow your tongue. It could do a whole bunch of stuff to you. If it's done wrong or — it's torture...It's torture."
Jesse Ventura - pro wrestler/UDT Navy diver/ex-Governor of Minnesota


Jesse Ventura, American legend, turns 60 today.

Jesse has been famous for being a wrestler back in the day - nickname "The Body" - or, from being in 2 or 3 Arnold Schwarzenegger movies in the 80's - the great ones Predator and Running Man - or, from being the Governor of Minnesota - or from his latest TV show, "Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura".

Jesse was also a frogman for the Navy's Underwater Demolition Team, a biker riding with the Mongols, a bodyguard for the Rolling Stones back in the 70's and the mayor of Brooklyn Park, Minnesota for 4 years.

He also has hosted a radio show, a TV show on MSNBC, acted on a soap opera and authored several books.

For all the good times and bad, that he had with the wrestling world, fame and lawsuits, Jesse was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2004.

That's probably not even the half of it.

Jesse catches shit from a lot of people over his politics, demeanor, conspiracy theories and so forth, but not from us. He's our hero. Of course he has flaws and is subject to arrogance and entitlement, but he EARNED it. He's a bad ass motherfucker.

And when we think of America, we like to think of guys like Jesse Ventura, out there doing real things and keeping people honest. Next to John Walsh, he's one of our favorite good guys. Plus, he wants to waterboard, Dick Cheney. How awesome is that?




Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Part 3 Great Pyramid Controversy: How Gatenbrink Got Shafted

The Omni Report presents our 3-part series on:

The Controversy and Mystery of the Great Pyramid of the Giza Plateau, Cairo, Egypt; Specifically Why Dr. Zahi Hawass Sucks and How Rudolph Gatenbrink Got Shafted.

The Great Pyramid Controversy
Part 3: How Gatenbrink Got Shafted

In 1872 an important discovery was made in The Great Pyramid. An engineer named Waynman Dixon decided to look for air shafts in the Queen’s chamber. Having seen the shafts already visible in the wall in the King’s Chamber, he though this chamber may have them as well. He scouted the walls and saw a crack in the southern wall. Using a hammer and chisel he broke through the wall and viola! An air shaft. He then discovered the shaft in the northern wall of this chamber as well.

Directly inside the northern shaft were objects!

1) A rough stone sphere

2) A small two pronged hook made out of some kind of metal

3) A 12 centimeter long piece of cedar wood with notches cut into it

These pieces remained in the Dixon family until the 1970’s when they were donated to the British Museum. The artifacts were lost again and then found, except for the piece of wood. The only object that could be C-14 carbon dated! Conspiracy theorists are still crazy over this.

Today we take this discovery for granted, but it was until 1872 an unknown feature of the pyramid. What other secrets does this great monolith still keep?

These shafts only 8 or 9 or so inches square were unexplored until March 1993 when another engineer named Rudolf Gatenbrink came upon the scene. (We remember this like it was yesterday. It’s hard to believe it’s been 18 years!)

Gatenbrink and his crew were hired by Government Officials…Not, repeat NOT The Great Dr. Zahi Hawass…to install fans and modern ventilation in the pyramid. It’s stiflingly hot within the pyramid and the throngs of tourists were only adding to the problem. The government didn’t want passed out tourists inside the pyramid. Also, it was to help preserve the pyramid by removing the humidity.

At this time, Dr. Hawass had been suspended from Chief Inspector of the Giza Pyramid Plateau for stealing a vase! STEALING! He of course has repented to the right people...Hosni Mubarak…, threw unnamed people under the bus, and risen in the ranks, higher and higher until no one but He has any authority over any antiquities in Egypt.

UPUAT, The Little Robot That Could

Gatenbrink designed a caterpillar shaped robot named UPUAT 2* – (ooh-pu-watt) Egyptian for “opener of the ways”. This little robot that could slowly climbed the interior of the southern shaft of the Queen’s Chamber. Like its processors “Father of UPUAT” and “UPUAT 1” it encountered some difficulty, including a 6 inch step. Once over this step described by Gatenbrink as daunting as “the Great Wall of China” the walls of the shaft began to look smoother, more refined workmanship.

Then on March 22 at exactly 11:02 AM, the “Mother” of all Great Pyramid discoveries happened. UPUAT sent back images from its video camera of a stone slab. A “door”, complete with two copper handles!



Nothing like this had ever been discovered in modern times. An unknown door in the Great Pyramid. Hidden for over 4,500 years in an “air shaft.” It was unbelievable and exhilarating and mega-celebration worthy! It made history.

It is to this day the most remarkable discovery in Egyptology. And probably the most controversial.

In front of the door were artifacts!

1) a metallic hook
2) A long piece of wood

What happened next is a travesty. Instead of celebrating Gatenbrink’s work, the Pharaoh discredited him, booted him out of Egypt and made Gatenbrink persona non grata until…THIS DAY! Rudolph is STILL NOT ALLOWED BACK IN TO SEE HIS DOOR or complete his work there! A door unceremoniously named after him by the Good People of the World who acknowledge this GREAT contribution to knowledge of Egyptology.

Gatenbrink lost his affiliation with the German Archeological Institute which had the ventilation contract for breaching the contract by doing “unauthorized” exploration of the pyramid and TALKING TO THE PRES ABOUT IT. Because of this loss of affiliation, Dr. Hawass will not acknowledge him, as only well-qualified affiliated persons are allowed to do “work” in the pyramid.

Dr. Hawass made a big deal about drilling a hole through the door in an LIVE on air TV show in 2002. He, of course, is taking all the credit for Rudolph’s work. He alone stands guard over the pyramid and authorizes who gets in to do work there. He will never again let his Egyptologists be usurped by western interlopers. It is he who has a giant bug up his ass about it. It is Zahi and Zahi alone who will determine when and if the world will ever get to see what is behind the “door.”

And we all know how this is turning out. Have YOU heard anything about it? We didn’t think so. For as much as Dr. Hawass proclaims that the monuments of Giza belong to the whole world, they are his and his alone. That is why he is The Pharaoh. He keeps his secrets closed to the world. He is so full of shit we want to throw things at him. That is why we are disgusted by him.

What was the conclusion of the TV special in September of 2002? What was behind the door? Another door! But the camera only showed a small pile of rubble and was unable to go much further than that.

The area remains unexplored to this day. ALMOST TEN YEARS LATER!

To quote the great Dr. Hawass, “We are not discovering anything inside the Great Pyramid, there is really nothing remaining to be discovered inside.”

REALLY, ZAHI? REALLY?

What a bunch of bullshit. It seems everyone including ourselves have been waiting almost 20 years to find out what’s in the Great Pyramid.

In that time, Dr. Hawass has taken over complete control of the building. Immediately following Gatenbrink’s discovery, Dr. Hawass was reinstated to his post and the Pyramid was closed for a long period of time, to undergo “renovations”. Specifically the Queen’s chamber! Also, a security perimeter fence was erected around the entirety of the Giza Plateau to keep out “terrorists.”

No scientific groups have been allowed in. No archeological work is going on without Dr. Hawass breathing down their neck and specifically no work on discovering anything to do with the remaining shafts.

Now, the astonishing news that Dr. Hawass has quit his job as of March 2011...And took it back in April 2011. With Egypt in a state of flux, there is to be no more exploration of anything. Artifacts are missing, everything is in disarray. It will take years for Dr. Hawass and the archeologists to get back on track.

How much longer do we have to wait to see what's behind the door? When will Rudolph Gatenbrink be vindicated?




Rudolph Gatenbrink with Upuat



Visit Gatenbrink's Website for additional info:
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Read all about The Giza Power Plant. Christophers' A Not-So-Crazy, Lucid, Well-Thought-Out Alternative Theory as to what the Pyramids at Giza were really for: Giza Power.Com

The Great Pyramid Controversy: Part 1

The Great Pyramid Controversy: Part 2

Monday, March 28, 2011

Part 2 - The Great Pyramid Controversy: The Big Deal

The Omni Report presents our 3-part series on:

The Controversy and Mystery of the Great Pyramid of the Giza Plateau, Cairo, Egypt; Specifically Why Dr. Zahi Hawass Sucks and How Rudolph Gatenbrink Got Shafted.

The Great Pyramid Controversy Part 2: The Big Deal


"The Machine" Even though the driver is no longer at the wheel, the Giza Necropolis is still a machine that was designed to provoke questions. 5,000 years and look at its power. It involves you whether you like it or not. It forces you in to a process of thinking…forces you to learn. The minute you ask a question about it, you’ve asked a question about engineering, a question about geometry, a question about astronomy. So it forces you to learn engineering, geometry and astronomy, and gradually you realize how sophisticated it is, how incredibly clever and skillful and knowledgeable its builders must have been, which forces you to ask questions about mankind, about human history eventually about yourself, too. They succeeded in creating a force that is functional in itself, provided you understand it, and that force is the questions it challenges you to ask. This is the power of the Giza Plateau. Built at least 10,450 B.C. A message for us, the future. *1

~Robert Bauval
Robert Bauval is the mastermind engineer behind the “Orion Correlation Theory” which states that the 3 Giza pyramids are a representation of the 3 stars comprising the belt of the constellation Orion.


The Great Pyramid at Giza. It’s just a pile of rocks. What’s the big deal? Okay, maybe you are willing to concede it’s A LOT of rocks - but still, so? What makes The Great Pyramid the greatest engineering marvel and virtual miracle on the planet? Let's consider both the The Outer Pyramid and The Inner Pyramid. Here are a few mind-boggling engineering specifications in the construction of the “outer” Pyramid:



  • It is the world’s largest pyramid with a 13-acre footprint

  • It weighs 6 million tons and is 480 feet tall

  • There are 202 steps to the summit

  • Each face (side) of the pyramid is 5 and a half acres

  • It contains over 2 and a half million granite and limestone blocks

  • Each weighs an average 2 tons

  • It is aligned perfectly to the cardinal directions

  • It incorporates the geometry of PI - specifically 2PI

  • It is a scale of an exact mathematical replica for the dimensions of the planet Earth

  • It’s polished out limestone casing was comprised of slabs 8-feet thick, covered 22 acres and their combined weight together was over 16 tons

  • These limestone slabs were fitted together so perfectly that not a razor blade could separate them and it was said they looked like a single slab

  • The three pyramids of Giza form a Pythagorean triangle with side propportions of 3:4:5

  • The Great Pyramid is located exactly in the center of Earth’s landmass. THE EXACT CENTER


Here are a few mind-boggling engineering specifications in the construction of the “inner” Pyramid:




  • It contains a complex system of inner passages, tunnels, galleries and chambers

  • The concrete cement that was used to bind the stones is technologically beyond what we use today and defies modern analysis

  • It is the only pyramid in Egypt with both descending and ascending passages


  • Each one of the 100 red granite blocks comprising The King’s Chamber weigh 70 tons. EACH. ONE. OF. THE. ONE. HUNDRED. RED. GRANITE. BLOCKS. WEIGH. SEVENTY. TONS. Think about it.


  • You can see the perfect red granite blocks here

  • There is clear evidence of machining *2

  • The joints between blocks are so tight you cannot insert a razor blade. We do not even attempt anything like this in construction today

  • The King’s Chamber incorporates the mathematical law The Golden Ratio (phi)


  • There is 8.5 million cubic square feet of space in the inner space of the pyramid. This is enough for over 3,000 rooms the size of the King’s Chamber or 30 full-size Empire State Buildings

  • The incorporation of the so-called “air-shafts” or "soul-shafts". There are 4 known shafts, 8x8 inches square that rise through the pyramid and through solid blocks that were carefully fit into place to align them. The King's Chamber shafts lead the constellations Orion and Sirius.


    • The Queen's Chamber shafts lead to the archaeological Roswell known as "The Gatenbrink Affair"



      The "air shafts" in The Great Pyramid. 2 emanate from The King's Chamber (above) and 2 from The Queen's Chamber.

      The above statistics are great, but what does it all mean?

      What is mind-blowing or special about using 70 ton (King's Chamber)or 200 ton (Pyramid "body") blocks?

      Well, today moving anything that weighs over 50 tons requires a specialized crane. Modern industrial "counter boom” cranes max out at 200 tons. Moving anything over 200 tons does not happen. Anything over 50 barely happens. And that is in today's modern society with all of our engineering "know how".

      How does The Great Pyramid incorporate the mathematical law of 2PI?

      The height of the pyramid bears the same relationship to it’s base perimeter as does the circumference of a circle to it’s radius.

      How is The Great Pyramid a scale model of the Earth?

      The scale of our planet is 1:43,200. If you take the height of the pyramid and multiply by 43,200 you get the polar radius measurement of Earth (+/- 11 miles). If you take the perimeter of the base and multiply by 43,200 you get the equatorial circumference of the Earth (+/- 170 miles).

      Why are the North-South-East-West cardinal alignments such a big deal?

      The exact precision of the cardinal points is as of “atomic clock” accuracy. This isn't achieved lightly or easily, nor is it anything we would even try to do today. In modern 2011 terms, to align something True North, you'd need "a laser theodolite, an ordinance survey map accurate to 10 meters, and a highly qualified team of professionals that includes a setting-out engineer, an astronomer, a surveyor, several master masons and a week or so to make sure the position you are aiming for has been achieved*"

      Indeed The Great Pyramid is accurate to within a little over 3 arc minutes to True North.

      It. Is. The. Most. Accurately. Aligned. Building. On. Earth.

      And this was achieved at a minimum of over 4,500 years ago, and probably more likely around 10,000 B.C. Modern engineers when describing The Great Pyramid reiterate that “…the sheer size and mass (of TGP) are not it’s most impressive characteristics. More astounding by far is the incredible hi-tech precision built into every aspect of it’s design." Yes, the Pyramid has hi-tech precision written all over it and into it. It oozes out of every stone block.

      Also, the base is a perfect square. The pyramid is “locked onto” the cardinal points and is located on top of a natural mound that is 2 stories high. It is this mound that lends to the Pyramid it's superior stability.

      The inner workings - the interior chambers and corridors - of The Great Pyramid are an engineering feat of unparalleled difficulty and are the height and epitome of architectural achievement.


      The stone cutting techniques used to create these galleries and rooms are unknown to us. They are constructed on a gargantuan scale and are much more advanced than anything we could construct today.


      The Grand Gallery is described as:
      "The most incredible construction achievement in human history.
      *3


      The Grand Gallery consists of polished limestone walls - monoliths of stone - that make up the lower portion of the wall that are made up of polished granite topped with granite beams with scarcely a joint to be seen. It's seamless construction. The Gallery ends in a tunnel that leads to The King's Chamber. The King's Chamber, so-called, because of the humongous black granite "sarcophagus" located there, is really too big to be called a chamber. It is made from polished smooth red granite hewn from quarries in far-away Aswan. The sarcopohagus is too big too have been hauled in. The room was clearly built around this granite monolith, that is not a sarcophagus and shows clearly that it had to have been machined. It's joints are a perfect 90 degree angle. The air shafts from the room reach outside and can provide minimal ventilation.


      The "relieving chambers" are a series of five slabs over top of The King's Chamber. Their combined weight is 400 tons and the top slab is has a bevelled pointed roof. They do not relive much weight in the pyramid, engineering wise, so their very name is a misnomer. What are they really for?


      The Queen's Chamber has a beveled wall that defies explanation. It is a beautiful niche. What was it used for? What was anything in this place used for? Not a tomb by any means!



      The Niche of the Queen's Chamber

      The Underground Chamber is a creepy cave that doesn't incorporate the polished limestone or granite walls that The Pyramid is made of. It's referred to by Egyptologists as an "unfinished burial vault". What they never mention is how fucking far underground this thing is. You have to take a descending passage far below The Pyramid to reach it.


      Look at this picture:


      You have to keep in mind that when we see the The Great Pyramid today, it is the same as looking at this rusted out car. We know what this car used to look like when it was shiny and new. Well, The Great Pyramid is weathered, dilapidated, stripped of all it’s glory and absolutely not the way it looked in antiquity. We have to imagine it shiny and new.


      The Great Pyramid is not just a pile of rocks. Far from it. It is an archaeological, architectural and engineering mystery of epic proportions.


      It cannot be overstated how advanced it is. It is a complicated structure of massive heavy granite and limestone made to stand for eternity. It has rooms and passages made from differing sizes rock that are engineeringly impossible to replicate today.



      *1 Robert Bauval, Keeper of Genesis
      *2 machining: to make, prepare, or finish with a machine or with machine tools
      *3 Erich Von Daniken; The Eyes of the Sphinx


      Stay tuned next Monday for Part 3!

      Part 1

      Monday, March 21, 2011

      Part 1 - The Great Pyramid Controversy: History of The Great Pyramid


      The Omni Report presents our 3-part series on:

      The Controversy and Mystery of the Great Pyramid of the Giza Plateau, Cairo, Egypt; Specifically Why Dr. Zahi Hawass Sucks and How Rudolph Gatenbrink Got Shafted.


      The Great Pyramid Controversy
      Part 1: A History Lesson


      “Man Fears Time, Time Fears Only The Pyramids”
      Herodotus

      The Great Pyramid of Giza was named a UNESCO World Heritage Site in 1979. It is the only remaining monument of the classical 7 Wonders of the Ancient World and it is pure awesome.

      The only problem with the history of the Great Pyramid is the fact that we don’t know the history of the Great Pyramid! The only hieroglyphs associated with The Great Pyramid have been proven forgeries. The only other – the only other! – “evidence” is a stone carving with Khufu’s cartouche in front of the Sphinx. This cartouche is still unclear however. We do not know if it means that Khufu built or rebuilt either the Sphinx or Great Pyramid.

      We’ll try to start at the beginning.

      Contemporary Egyptologists including, and especially the fervent, Supreme High Commander and Pharaoh, The Big Z – Dr. Zahi Hawass, believe the Great Pyramid was constructed within a 20-year period with slave labor for a Pharaoh to be entombed in. Basically, a Pharaoh vanity project – and simply understated construction technique. 20 years of slave labor forces with Stone Age tools and no wheel. That is all.

      The modern discovery of the Pyramids, as far as when it was first written about in history books, begins with Herodotus, The Great Father of History and one of the most famous of ancient Greeks. He wrote about the Great Pyramid in 440 B.C. and reported how ancient it was even in his own time!

      Today we call this monument of the desert a pyramid, Greek for pyramis/pyramidos “Fire in the middle”. This is the first most overlooked, most underrated clue as to what The Great Pyramid really was.

      A geographer in 24BC reported a hinged moveable door that could be raised up as an entrance on the north side. This location was lost in the first century AD and no door of this type has yet to be reported by The Big Z and his thugs.

      Arabian adventurer Abdullah Al Mamun blew a hole in the Great Pyramid in 813 AD and gained the first modern entrance into the Great Pyramid in untold thousands of years. He used dynamite because he was pretty ignorant. This entrance is now called “The Robbers Tunnel” and it is the primary entrance used for tourists to this day.

      The Robbers Tunnel/Main Entrance today

      It was in the 14th century that Arabs stripped the casing stones off the pyramid and used them to rebuild earthquake stricken Cairo. These casing stones were pure limestone and gleamed so brightly even at night that The Great Pyramid, for thousands of years, glowed throughout the darkest of desert nights and lit up the day like the Las Vegas strip.

      Rendering of The Great Pyramid in its full glory

      In 1637 British citizen and Oxford University Astronomer, John Greaves, visited and began documentation of The Great Pyramid. He was followed by Nathaniel Davidson in 1763. Davidson has a chamber named after him and is also credited with the “Cardinal Point” compass discovery. More on this in Part 2 of this series.

      Then came Napoleon. And what he discovered changed the world forever.

      Napoleon conquered Egypt with 35,000 men in over 300 ships in 1799. Hardly anyone knows or even cares what they did except for one thing, the day one of the 175 archeologists, scientists and geologists that Napoleon brought with him, discovered the most interesting, awesome and useful artifact ever – The Rosetta Stone.

      This rock engraving contained the same text in three languages: Greek, Egyptian and Hieroglyphic. It opened the door and unleashed the whole of the Ancient Egyptian Empire whose undeciphered works had lain silent for millennia. Suddenly (actually after laborious decipherment) the grandeur and epic culture of Egypt was alive. Here, now, you could go from monument to monument and read and understand the stories!

      The Rosetta Stone

      No longer had The Roman or Greek civilizations been the first and second great waves of humanity. Unlocking the hieroglyphs changed our concept of history (and now, we know of Sumer as the actual cradle of civilization). The Rosetta Stone cured our historical and cultural amnesia.

      Colonel Howard Vyse came in 1837. Unsatisfied with his genuine archeological discoveries he went on to perpetrate one of the saddest, ridiculous and upsetting acts of vandalism ever committed anywhere…he defaced the inside of The Great Pyramid with Khufu's cartouche. He painted it in red paint - was caught "red handed" with the pots! He deliberatley painted the name of Khufu in the pyramid in a heiroglypic cartouche.

      Unfortunately mainstream Egyptologists refuse to accept it was a forgery and hence we have The Great Pyramid aka The Tomb of the Pharaoh Khufu. Although no bodies were ever – ever- found in a pyramid in Egypt. There is only one worldwide exception - Lord Pacal’s tomb in Palenque. That's it. NO BODIES ARE EVER FOUND IN PYRAMIDS.

      In the late 1800’s several astronomers came and wrote books about The Great Pyramid. The word “pyramidology” was coined in 1878.

      It wasn’t until 1925 that the base of The Great Pyramid was cleared of all rubble, sand and debris. It was then that accurate measurements could be taken.

      Books about the Great Pyramid have not stopped being written or printed. Easily over a dozen books a year are published regarding this greatest structure on Earth.

      In the 20th century, Egypt itself began to take charge of it’s archeology creating several museums. The modern Egyptian tourist movement took off!

      Today one man alone is in absolute total control of every single monument in Egypt including the most amazing archeological monolith on Earth and the most famous thing on the planet. This man is Zahi Hawass.

      Saty tuned for Parts 2 and 3! Part 2 coming next Monday!

      Thursday, March 3, 2011

      The Middle East Uprising, The Price of Gas and How We are Being Screwed



      The Middle East Uprising and the Price of Gas
      HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER.


      The Suez canal is open, the oil fields are still "producing" and NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

      OPEC sets the price of oil per barrel. OPEC is a group of 12 men sitting around a table, arbitrarily raising oil prices AT WHIM.

      Oh sure, it's easy to link the two. That's what "they" want you to believe.
      But the fact is: The Suez canal was NEVER CLOSED FOR EVEN A MINUTE due to the Egyptian revolts, Libyan oil is still being shipped as it was 3 weeks ago regardless of Gaddafi and Saudi Arabia NEVER EVEN HAD AN UPRISING.


      WE ARE BEING ROBBED, RIPPED OFF AND SCAMMED.

      What is OPEC?
      It stands for "Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries"

      What do you mean twelve men?
      OPEC is comprised of twelve countries:
      Algeria, Angola, Ecuador, Iran, Iraq, Kuwait
      Libya, Nigeria, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Venezuela
      The United Arab Emirates

      Read those names again!

      How many of those countries are involved in the Middle East revolts?
      2 or 3?

      Have any of them have stopped producing or have limited oil shipments?
      NONE OF THEM. NOT ONE.

      The only thing driving up oil and subsequently gas prices is OPEC's bottomless pit of GREED and plain old fear mongering.

      "OPEC's influence on the market has been widely criticized, since it became effective in determining production and prices."
      This has been known for years!

      Can you hear Dick Cheney and Halliburton laughing? Halliburton is the world's leading "oil field services company". Every time oil prices go up, they make money, too.

      All of this madness must stop.

      Wednesday, March 2, 2011

      That's No Moon. It's a Space Station.


      Fans of the Star Wars movies will recognize the above quote by "Obi-Wan Kenobi."

      Referring to the object that closely resembles our moon, it turns out that the object was a space station built by the nefarious Emperor. It was actually a weapon of mass destruction used to obliterate an entire planet. Poor Alderaan.

      This is all fiction of course, but truth is often stranger than fiction and there are MANY weird things about our own moon that should be pointed out.

      From an excerpt of an interview with Chris Knight ("Civilization One" and "Uriel's Machine") current author of "Who Built the Moon?"

      1) The Moon sits very close to the Earth yet it is widely regarded as the strangest object in the known universe.

      2) The Moon does not have a solid core like every other planetary object. It is either hollow or has a very low-density interior. Bizarrely, its concentration of mass are located at a series of points just under its surface – which caused havoc with early lunar spacecraft.

      3) The Moon is not only extremely odd in its construction; it also behaves in a way that is nothing less than miraculous. It is exactly four hundred times smaller than the Sun but four hundred times closer to the Earth so that both the Sun and the Moon appear to be precisely the same size in the sky – which gives us the phenomenon we call a total eclipse. Whilst we take this for granted it has been called the biggest coincidence in the universe.

      "How does one explain the "coincidence" that the moon is just the right distance, coupled with just the right diameter, to completely cover the sun during an eclipse? Again, Isaac Asimov responds, "There is no astronomical reason why the moon and the sun should fit so well. It is the sheerest of coincidences, and only the Earth among all the planets is blessed in this fashion." It has a stationary, near-perfect circular orbit." From: Informant News

      4) Furthermore, the Moon mirrors the movement of the Sun in the sky by rising and setting at the same point on the horizon as the Sun does at opposite solstices. For example, this means the Moon rises at midwinter at the same place the Sun does at midsummer. There is no logical reason why the Moon mimics the Sun in this way and it is only meaningful to a human standing on the Earth.

      5) If the Moon was not exactly the size, mass and distance that it has been at each stage of the Earth's evolution­ there would be no intelligent life here. Scientists are agreed that we owe everything to the Moon. This is because the moon acts as a stabilizer that holds our planet at just the right angle to produce the seasons and keep water liquid across most of the planet. Without our Moon the Earth would be as dead and solid as Venus.

      Main Article link

      This is only the beginning of what's "wrong" with the moon.

      Some other facts:

      Galileo was the first person "in history" to use a telescope from Earth to make scientific observations of the moon in 1609.

      The Moon is the only object in the Universe in which mankind from Earth has set foot.

      Flashes of lights, tracks and other anomalies have been seen on the moon.

      When struck by an object, say the lunar landing module of November 20, 1969 from the Apollo 12 NASA mission, the moon rings like a bell. In this particular case it rang and reverberated for more than an hour.

      The moon is FAR older than Earth. A billion years older (Earth: 4.6 billion years old, the moon 5.3 billion) AND the dust on the surface at LEAST one billion years older than the rocks. Hmmm?

      The moon rocks do not match the chemical composition of the dust/dirt around them. They CAME FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE.

      The moon rocks are also MAGNETIZED. Yes, they are Magnetic Rocks. Sounds silly, but think about it. The moon has no magnetic field!

      The moon "suffers" hundreds of "moonquakes" a year. These are not attributable to meteor strikes. There is no explainable reason for such seismic activity. There are no volcanoes on the moon.

      The moon contains "rustproof" particles.*

      There are strange structures on the moon including "The Lunar Bridge", "The Shard", "The Tower" and "The Obelisks." WE ARE NOT MAKING THIS UP! Check out this video and then go ahead and google these words. There are hundreds of pages of material out there.



      Twelve astronauts walked on the Moon between 1969 and 1972. We've never gone back.

      We did bring back 842 pounds of Moon rocks.

      We're not even getting to the Apollo conversations with NASA Control which contain censored material regarding the astronauts seeing UFO's, structures and God knows what else, including the warning from "aliens" to never go back to the moon.

      So is the moon an artificial object?

      Several early civilizations wrote that they remembered a time without the moon and the time it came into being:

      "Greek authors Aristotle and Plutarch, and Roman authors Apolllonius Rhodius and Ovid all wrote of a group of people called the Proselenes who lived in the central mountainous area of Greece called Arcadia The Proselenes claimed title to this area because their forebears were there "before there was a moon in the heavens." This claim is substantiated by symbols on the wall of the Courtyard of Kalasasaya, near the city of Tiahuanaco, Bolivia, which record that the moon came into orbit around the Earth between 11,500 and 13,000 years ago, long before recorded history."

      Conan Arthur Doyle wrote his protagonist Sherlock Holmes this apt saying: "Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."

      Given all the weird anomalous facts about the moon, its mysteries, its in your face defiance of analysis, its worthy to consider that this may be a possibility.

      So if it is an artifical structure, who built it, drove it here, parked it here and WHY?

      "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." - Shakespeare

      In other words, there are no words. Something like this is beyond our comprehension. Until we had television, we had no word for "box with moving images". Until we get the alien memo detailing what the moon really is and what is for and why, everything else is pure speculation.

      And we think it's worth speculating.

      Note: * The Pillar of Delhi is over 1,600 years old, made of iron and has never rusted. Is it made from material from the moon? It even has the word moon inscribed on it!

      "He who, having the name of Chandra, carried a beauty of countenance like the full moon, having in faith fixed his mind upon Vishnu, this lofty standard of the divine Vishnu set up on the hill Vishnupada."

      Thursday, February 24, 2011

      The Battle of Los Angelos

      We're talking about the actual event, not the new sci-fi movie coming out and sadly, not the EXCELLENT Rage Against the Machine album.

      Today marks the 69th anniversary of the event known as The Battle of Los Angeles and also The Great Los Angeles Air Raid.

      On the night of February 24, 1942 air raid sirens went off and the city of LA was ordered into a blackout. Just three months after Pearl Harbor everyone thought that Japanese planes had been spotted and were on their way to bomb the city.

      Los Angeles Times, February 26, 1942 -
      This is an actual picture published in the newspaper


      "At 3:16 a.m. the 37th Coast Artillery Brigade began firing 12.8-pound anti-aircraft shells into the air at reported aircraft; over 1,400 shells would eventually be fired. Pilots of the 4th Interceptor Command were alerted but their aircraft remained grounded. The artillery fire continued sporadically until 4:14 a.m. The "all clear" was sounded and the blackout order lifted at 7:21 a.m."

      What was the United States firing at? It wasn't the Japs. For all these years it's been thought that is was a giant UFO the guns were targeting. And of course as in the Roswell case, the official explanation is that is was "meteorological balloons." Again, those damn weather balloons to the rescue. What a convenient excuse.

      Monday, November 22, 2010

      Death of a President

      John Fitzgerald Kennedy was shot to death today in 1963. We personally have never forgiven Texas or the FBI/CIA scumbags that organized it.

      WARNING: The following is extremely graphic!



      Look how Jackie tries to flee the car after her husband's head is blown apart all over her. So sad.

      Never forget these 2 things.

      1) The Secret Service that were supposed to physically ride on the back of the car and run beside it using specifically installed handles attached to the car were intentionally CALLED OFF at the last minute.

      The secret service guys were so pissed they kept waving their arms in the air - 3 times to be exact - in exasperation and confusion. Why were they being called off by their boss? Here's the video to prove it.




      And 2) Right after JFK was assassinated the United States Treasury was plundered. The paper money that used to read "Payable to the Bearer on Demand" became a useless "Federal Reserve Note" and rumors abound to this day that Fort Knox was emptied out in one night.



      Tuesday, April 20, 2010

      Happy 420!


      Happy 420 to all of our marijuania smoking friends out there!

      Ever wondered about the origins of 420? Check out this wiki article:
      The History of 420

      Tired of being over-regulated and shut down in this Draconian Society? Visit: The NORML Website. Proudly disputing The Man for over 40 years now.

      Blurb from Wiki regarding the Hemp Conspiracy:
      Hemp paper threatened DuPont's monopoly on the necessary chemicals for manufacturing paper from trees and hemp fiber cloth would compete with Nylon, a synthetic fibre, that was patented in 1938, the year hemp was made illegal. It is often asserted in pro-cannabis publications that DuPont actively supported the criminalization of the production of hemp in the US in 1937 through private and government intermediates, and alleged that this was done to eliminate hemp as a source of fiber—one of DuPont's biggest markets at the time. DuPont denies allegations that it influenced hemp regulation.

      Of course they do! What is DuPont going to say? Oh, hell yeah, we shut that hemp shit down for Nylon!

      Don't forget that our Founding Fathers grew hemp, used hemp for everything and all...ALL...EVERY SINGLE ONE of our founding documents are on hemp paper. The first Betsy Ross American flag is made out of sailcloth. SAILCLOTH IS HEMP. It was always hemp and nothing else. Thomas Jefferson went to France and brought back super-hemp seeds to strengthen the strains here in America.

      Today they arrest you for planting hemp seeds. Why? Seriously, WHY? What is the problem? Why is medical marijuana still illegal in most states? These laws are ludicrous.


      Whatever! Go channel your inner Tommy Chong today and rock out to some Sweet Leaf!





      Classic Sabbath!

      Thursday, December 24, 2009

      Conspiracy Theory of the Month - 12/09


      SANTA CLAUS

      Does he exist or not? How does he deliver presents to all children on Earth in one night? Do his reindeer really play games and have a leader with a red nose? Are his elves volunteers or actually child laboring slaves? Is Mrs. Claus complicit, an unwitting pawn or is she the secret mastermind of this whole affair?

      All these questions and more will be answered by the end of this post!

      First, what is his real name? Father Christmas? Saint Nicholas? Kris Kringle? Santa Claus? Gandalf? Is he in the witness protection program? Why so many names for one man?

      Secondly, where does he live? In the mountains of Finland? The ambiguous "far north"? The North Pole? He must be in the witness protection program. His location is always changing!

      Legends of the man known as Saint Nicholas date back to the 8th century while others take us up to the 13th century in Germany and to 17th century legends in Belgium and the Netherlands. All describe a man giving presents to children and the other variants of the story crop up through time as the legend grew - 8 reindeer, a sled, sliding through chimneys,etc....

      Current intelligence places his location at the North Pole where he is residing, as he has the past century, under the guise "Santa Claus".

      Radar confirmations through the U.S. government military agency NORAD, do seem to verify the existence and travels of "Santa Claus" on the 24th night of December every year. Radar indications of a large sled pulled by eight reindeer are also confirmed! So the legends, so far, seem true!

      The reindeer games are speculative. The deer aren't talking to anyone. You know how loose lips sink ships. With this economy, even the disgruntled deer know not to make waves with "the big guy". Everybody wants to keep their job. We were able to confirm through a secret Elf source, that yes, Rudolph, the lead reindeer, does indeed have a bulbous red light as a nose "that is as cute as a button and more functional than Halogen lights in a hailstorm." Another Elf source was quoted as saying "They definitely play games." Well there you have it. Now do they let Rudolph play is the question.

      Interviews with the Mrs. and the Elves are a little easier to come by. According to NPZ, the North Pole exclusive gossip rag, Mrs. Claus has gone on record, going so far as to say, "It's a shame that this controversy has to come up every year. Of course my husband exists, of course he delivers presents to all children on Earth in one night...His secret? Magic, of course! Anyone for some hot chocolate?" This leads us to believe that Mrs. Claus is an innocent yet complicit pawn that secretly masterminds the entire North Pole Operation of one such "Santa Claus".

      The Elves? Well, they are befuddled as to how they could be confused with "slavery" and "forced labor camps". Hermie, the Head Elf and Chief Dentist of the North Pole Elves Association, recently tweeted that Elf Service contract negotiations with "Santa" are on going every summer and that this year, despite the economy, the Elves are promised a bonus and no more furlough days. Although salaries are frozen again this year, Hermie added, "Everything is frozen up here anyway." They couldn't be happier with the the way the contract talks turned out this year.

      As far as Santa's one-night delivery system, good and bad children's list and strange clothing style, we're told by "a source" that Santa has been on top of technology from the beginning and was "way ahead of Lotus notes" and "turbo charged fuel injected nitrous overdrives." One Elf close to Hermie's upper echelon camp bragged, "Twitter and Facebook have nothing on what we've got!"

      We couldn't obtain a comment about the clothes so we went to The Fashion Master, Tim Gunn, and asked his opinion. All he could say was that Mrs. Claus must have had to "make it work".

      Well, for some, Santa will always be a conspiracy. A made up commercial "Deity" for mass consumption and everything that is wrong with a materialistic society that has "lost its way".

      For others he will always be real.

      Why is it important to believe in Santa Claus?

      Because Hope, Magic, Faith and Dreams are the things that bring out the best in us and what makes us better human beings. He represents Giving, Family and Selflessness. And that is a Good Thing.

      NORAD Santa Tracker

      Saturday, November 14, 2009

      Conspiracy Theory of the Month

      The Shakespeare Authorship Debate


      Did William Shakespeare, uneducated peasant from Stratford-upon-Avon, write the astounding literary works attributed to his name?

      What? Why is this even in doubt? Did you know that this was a raging controversy that has been debated for hundreds of years?

      There are basically two camps: The Stratfordians who believe that William Shakespeare was William Shakespeare and all the stories/poems/sonnets are his and the Anti-Stratfordians who believe otherwise.

      Writing between 1589 and 1613, over 150 sonnets, several poems and 38 plays are attributed to William Shakespeare. He is considered the greatest English language writer ever. His plays have been translated into every language on Earth are the most performed of any playwright. He is beyond doubt the most famous writer that ever lived.

      But did the man, William Shakespeare, actor and owner of a theater company write the thought-provoking, intelligent works that only a literate man well versed in language, literature, politics, law, medicine, astronomy and foreign languages and culture could have?

      The Facts:
      * Everything published as William Shakespeare was done so years after W.S. had died.
      * The first published writings were attributed to the "Swan of Avon", not Will.
      * Six of W.S.'s signatures have been found and not one spells or matches the word Shakespeare.
      * The hypenated version of the signature - Shakes-Peare - is a clue that it may have been authored by more than one person, as it was common for a hyphen to mean so in those days.
      * The bible contains over 6,000 different words. The works of Shakespeare contain over 29,000. An astounding, astounding fact, in which, scholars have been pouring over for the last 400 years. Only a man of higher learning could have access to such a diverse and expansive lexicon.
      * His will mentions nothing of books, plays, the written word, nor his shares in the Theatres he partly owned.
      * He owned NOT ONE book at the time of his death. NOT ONE.
      * No correspondence written by him has ever been found. Not one note or letter.
      * He was a glove maker's son and no one to this day can explain how he would have such intimate knowledge of gentry or nobility or the higher classes. Not to mention geographical knowledge of like, say, Venice?
      * It was common in those days (the Elizabethan Period) for nobility to write under assumed names.
      * It was never proven that W.S. had any education at all (this was the 1600's) and nothing whatsoever to prove he had a higher education. In fact, his wife and daughter were illiterate as women of this time era and place were afforded no education (and in fact were treated brutally and had no rights).


      Debates over the authorship question started 150 years after his death (1616) and continue to this day. There are the Baconians who firmly believe that Sir Francis Bacon is the author. The Oxfordians who believe it was the Earl of Oxford. The Marlovians are behind Christopher Marlow, whose great play, Dr. Faustus, was produced in London. There is another candidate (amongst others) named Fulke Greville, an Elizabethan contemporary.

      Any one of the above candidates is a good choice. Each in his own way, had the money, knowledge and wherewithal, to compose the Shakespearean works. Very good arguments have been made on behalf of the above. Numerous books have been written arguing for any and all of them. Several notable people throughout history have been on the bandwagon. Namely Walt Whitman amongst others.

      Fact Check Update:
      An astute Omni Report reader has correctly pointed out that indeed at least 2 plays if not more of his work WERE in fact, published during the period attributed to W.S's lifetime. That is, plays and poems were in print before the 1616 date of his death. We stand corrected.

      Sunday, October 25, 2009

      Conspiracy Theory of the Month - October 2009

      MARS
      and it's anomalies....


      The United States and Russia started sending probes to our neighbor planet in the 1950's and 60's. The NASA Mariner program was successful. Mariner 4 sent back 22 black and white pictures and Mariner 9 sent over 7,000 in 1972. In 1976, Viking I & II sent a combined 60,000 images back for analysis and bonus! they were the first successful landers! Other notable missions, include: The Russian Phobos series, and NASA's Mars Observer in 1993, The Pathfinder and lander Sojourner in 1997 and The Mars Global Surveyor in 1998.

      Phobos 2 caused an international uproar when it was lost broadcasting a long 10-mile, elliptical shadow from the surface of Mars. The Mars Observer was also lost under mysterious circumstances and in fact, the success rate for getting equipment back and forth from Mars is low.

      The Viking photos revealed something incredible on the surface of Mars in an area called "Cydonia". A Face. A Pyramid. A City and More. Viking frame 35A72 (35th day of orbit, craft A, 72nd picture) blew everyone who saw it away. A face, clear as day. NASA said this was a "trick of light and shadow" and "a fluke". Only it reappeared in frame 70A13. 35 orbits later. Some trick! What's in Cydonia? A face, a trapezoidal building dubbed "The Fortress", a cluster of structures called "The City" and among other anomalous objects a pyramidal structure, named D&M after the 2 NASA engineers who discovered it.

      Why would NASA cover-up evidence, discredit their own photos, send up subsequent missions to debunk evidence of an alien culture? Is it for the same reason they cover it up here on Earth? Fear of a societal breakdown? Fear of the social upheaval of such a truth? Fear of the religious and political fallout?

      Is there anything else on Mars besides this Cydonia mess?

      Well, besides, The Tower, a free-standing monolith, casting its large shadow, straight out of 2001? There's a structure nicknamed "The Port", objects called "glass tubes", there's 2 more faces, each larger than the last, carved in ginormous fashion, there's a Patterson-film-Sasquatch-look-a-like-thing, the "Storm Trooper" skull helmet, numerous humanoid looking skulls and the "Coke Can." WTF is going on up there?!

      Something to ponder - Mars is dead. The asteroid(s) that wiped it out left 3 HUGE craters between 30 kilometers and 100 kilometers across. Each one a planet killer. The one that killed the dinosaurs on Earth left one only 10K across. What kind of life was lost leaving us the barren ruins of today?

      And is the real reason NASA would cover up alien evidence on Mars is not because of potential social upheaval but because it brings them face to face with our own mortality?

      It is easy to think of Mars today..a ruin. It is harder to imagine it teaming with the life that was lost millenia ago to the colossal asteroid impacts.


      Face on Mars (Viking Photo 35A72)



      Another Face on Mars



      The Storm Trooper Helmet


      Sasquatch?


      The Tower


      The City and region of Cydonia



      Friday, September 25, 2009

      Conspiracy Theory - September 2009

      9/11 was Orchestrated

      The September 11, 2001 (9/11) conspiracy theories revolve around two basic hypotheses: 1) 9/11 was allowed to happen on purpose by the US government and/or Pentagon for political/nefarious ill-gotten gain or 2) It was done on purpose by the US government and/or Pentagon for political/nefarious ill-gotten gain.

      Further complicating matters is the contingent who flatly refuse that an airplane even crashed into the Pentagon. "How does an airplane 125 feet wide and 155 feet long fit into a hole 16 feet across" is their slow and steady mantra.

      Conspiracy theories sprang up almost immediately in Europe. They didn't take hold in America until 2004 or so, but when they did, they did. 9/11 conspiracy theories were embraced enthusiastically, dramatically and almost virtually without question in a passionate frenzy to blame G.W. Bush for anything and everything in between.

      For those of you who wonder how anyone could question the events on 9/11, we'd like to run through a little, how could you not? Let's jump to the gold standard question in the scientific method of conspiracy theories - who benefited the most from the attacks on 9/11?

      Osama Bin Laden? We hardly think so. He's not chilling out somewhere cool like Dubai, living the life.

      Al Queda? Who?

      The Taliban? Saddam Hussein? Uday and Qusay? It was proven they had nothing to do with 9/11. No WMD's, no box cutters.

      But you know what? Bush got re-elected and Dick "Stop saying I look like Dr. Strangelove" Cheney probably got about 2 billion in Haliburton and BlackWater money. Oh, and we lost 9 truckloads of gold in the collapse of Building 7 that was scheduled to be shipped by to China on Sept. 12th, 2011. And then there was the trillion-dollar loss of Pentagon money that Don Rumsfeld announced on Sept. 10th, 2001 that no one will ever care about because people died on 9/11 and we love our country.

      Just. Sayin'

      The scope and detail of the conspiracy theories go far beyond this sarcastic post.

      Read more:
      Wiki Article

      9/11Truth.org

      Saturday, August 15, 2009

      Conspiracy Theory of the Month - August 2009

      CHEMTRAILS

      This was a new one for The Omni Report - and a good one!

      This conspiracy theory states that all those plane trails that you see streaking across the sky are chemical or biological agents being deliberately sprayed at high altitudes for unknown reasons, and are known as Chemical Trails or Chemtrails. The general public assumes that when you see a trail from a plane across a clear blue sky, that the white streak is coming from the engine or exhaust and these are known as Condensation Trails or Contrails.

      Proponents of the Chemtrail Conspiracy accuse the government of dispensing various chemical agents in the air for any number of reasons: chemical, biological or military weapons testing; population control, global warming research and or control, and more nefarious and sinister yet, behavioral modification of civialian populations - a.k.a mind control and that these chemicals are causing health problems and respiratory illnesses.

      It is said that a contrail dissipates within a few minutes, certainly no longer than two hours and that a chemtrail lingers much much longer. Sometimes up to a day and some leave behind a haze that blankets the sky.

      A conspiracy theory isn't fun unless it's denied by at least three governments as are chemtrails. The official US statement is that chemtrails are a refuted hoax, the British see it as a unscientifically recognized phenomena and the Canadians say there is no scientific evidence for them.

      Omni Staffers are continually pointing out the prolific amount of trails in the sky all the time and the debate continues over whether or not we remember this amount of trails in our youths or even before 9/11. The consensus seems to be "we don't think so."

      So does a secret program exist? Would it be run by the Department of Energy? Are you aware of the DOE Aerosol Campaign? We weren't until now. Is this the "cover" for the black op known as Chemtrail?


      Learn more about the DOE Aerosol Campaign:
      http://www.energy.gov/news/6694.htm
      http://acrf-campaign.arm.gov/isdac/


      Learn more about Chemtrails:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail



      An innocent sky or something more...sinister?



      Monday, July 20, 2009

      Conspiracy Theory of the Month - July 2009

      THE LUNAR LANDINGS

      Today marks the 40th anniversary of NASA’s Apollo 11 Lunar Landing and Astronaut Neil Armstrong’s historic moon walk. Bolstered by the immortal words of President Kennedy and The Will of The People, NASA won the space race (to the tune of over 30 billion dollars), and Neil Armstrong and his crew became the first human beings in history to set foot on a foreign body in our Universe.

      So where is the conspiracy? Everyone knows that NASA exists and no one argues that the Mercury and Apollo space programs were real. Thousands of people a year visit Cape Canaveral and The Kennedy Space Center to view rockets the size of skyscrapers on full display.

      Every single argument that questions the validity of the moon landings (6 successful Apollo missions in total with 12 astronauts that walked on the surface), has been debunked by “authorities and experts”.

      So, why with all the facts, details, documentation and evidence would there by any doubt? Any doubt at all?

      Because even though the hoax theories are disputed and ridiculed, they seem to be valid or hold a kernel of truth when you look at the bottom line:

      Is there missing data, including the Research and Development documentation and blueprints of the lunar landing machines themselves? Yes.

      Do the photos and video seem doctored? Yes.

      Was the flag waving in zero atmosphere? Yes.

      Are moon rocks interchangeable with meteorites found in Antarctica? Yes.

      Were the tapes that recorded THE MOST IMPORTANT ACHIEVEMENT OF MANKIND IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY erased and re-used? Yes.

      But, “enhanced” tapes were released just this week for the anniversary? Yes.

      Is it true that every single astronaut that was sent all the way to the moon, 24 in total, survived, yet 14 astronauts have died within our atmosphere, less than 300 miles from Earth? Yes.

      Was there an inordinate amount of pressure and haste involved in winning the space race at all costs? Yes.

      Has there been a suspicious amount of deaths associated with the Apollo programs, 12 people in all? Yes.

      Has anyone fully explained how we got past the Van Allen radiation belts more than 10 times without nuking the astronauts or going around them? No.

      Why, if it was so easy to develop this technology between 1961- 1969, wasn’t it used again?

      Why did the Russian space program go away?

      Why did the Chinese one never really start?

      Why don’t the Japanese Gods of Technology have any interest in going?

      How much was it again, that we spent to send men to walk on the moon and collect rocks?

      Okay, you’ve read this, said “so what?” and still agree we went to the moon and that conspiracies are delusional. You believe that we pulled off a miracle like the 1980 US Olympic Hockey Team! We won the Space Race and became the Number One Country on Earth!! WE WALKED ON THE MOON!! In Your Face!

      So, what did we win when we won this "space race"? It has to be great, right? At least all of our allies have to be jazzed for us! Because this kind of penultimate human achievement, especially coming from a country like the USA, a happy modern democratic country, would be shared and something great would come out of it, right?

      Not really. It seems we patted ourselves on the back, entered the Vietnam War, Kennedy was killed, the recession in the 1970’s was horrible and we were restricted to buying gasoline on alternating days, the 80’s boom led to the Gulf War and the financial market downturn of the early 90’s, the economic and foreign policies to follow would lead to our current predicament in which we are presently mired in at least 3 or 4 wars: Iraq, Afghanistan, The war on drugs and take your pick…Iraq? North Korea?

      NASA received over $416 billion dollars between 1953-2008.

      On our great 40th anniversary of this impossible achievement, not one country on Earth has stepped up to congratulate us! Why? Seriously, ask yourself why. Why would not the Queen of England share her memories of the experience that day? Governments do diplomatic bullshitty things all the time to placate each other and yet THE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT OF MAN goes unheralded, unmarked...ehhh...whatever...

      As kids we were as enamored by NASA and this whole thing as anyone. Right now, the US doesn’t need to keep feeding NASA over 8 billion a year that could be funding public schools, fixing crumbling infrastructure and you name it. Even if we did go to the moon, the glory days are over.

      Learn more:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_landing_hoax

      Saturday, June 20, 2009

      Conspiracy Theory of the Month - June 2009

      Conspiracy Theories

      They're out there, you know. The crazy people who believe the government is behind everything and that nothing is as it seems, or was and historical fact is fiction.
      The Omni Report brings you the most popular theories of conspiracy because they're fun, scary and we believe in keeping our minds open. Truth is always stranger than fiction.
      Remember once upon a time, Galileo was considered a crazy conspiracist who was trying to bring down the Catholic Church by writing ludicrous and untruthful stories about the Earth revolving around the Sun. Funny, huh?

      Conspiracy Theory of the Month - June 2009

      False Flag Operations

      These covert government military actions or non-actions are also known as Black Operations. The definition of a false flag op is a covert operation conducted by a government, corporation or other organization, which is designed to deceive the public in such a way that the operation appears to have been carried out by another entity altogether.

      This was brilliantly and literally displayed in the great and awesome movie, Captain Blood, when Errol Flynn sails straight into Port Royal Harbor flying a false flag - a Spanish one. He's able to sneak in, under this pretense, only to raise the British flag and drive off the invading Spanish ships.

      Todays false flag ops do not involve an actual flag nor do they have to involve a literal action.

      Non-action can be just as devastating. There are conspiracy theories involving the events of Pearl Harbor. Many believe the government knew the Japanese were coming and deliberately did NOTHING. Thus, opening the door for us to "legitimately" enter WWII.

      In this way, False Flags/Black Ops are used to begin wars. Many countries are on record for using this tactic as a pretext for war - Japan, Germany, Russia, Israel. De-classified CIA archive documents exposed a US False Flag op against an Iranian Leader in the 1950's. Not, that the US would possibly be up to anything like that again, right? And that must have been the FIRST time we did anything like that.

      In a weird modern take on a false flag attack, a woman in 2008 deliberately marked her own face and claimed she was attacked by someone from an opposing political party. She was trying to discredit that party by falsely staging an attack and swaying public opinion.

      The most widespread false flag conspiracy theory are the events that occurred on 9/11/01. This one is a real doozy and involves more than a dozen reasons and explanations including inconsistencies, undoctored photos and video coverage, testimonials, statements, physics, resulting outcomes, etc... The bottom line being that the US either committed 9/11 attacks outright or let it happen ala Pearl Harbor to justify a myriad of circumstances including wars in Afghanistan and Iraq and heavy handed homeland security laws.


      Read more:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_flag



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