Lance Crash!

A cut and bloodied and uncharacteristically
dazed Armstrong is carried off the road.

Lance Armstrong crashed and had to abandon the Tour of California today! We sure his concentration wasn't 100% due to Floyd Douchebag Landis. And were also sure it wasn't his fault, either. Lance has crashed in the past but never due to fatigue or rider error.

His eye is a mess and we hope his collarbone survived.

Regarding the allegations Lance said this:
Armstrong said Landis started threatening him and other top riders such as Leipheimer and Zabriskie to make allegations like these long ago. “I’d remind everybody that this is a man that’s been under oath several times and had a very different version,” Armstrong said. “This is a man that wrote a book for profit that had a completely different version. This is somebody that took, some would say, close to $1 million from innocent people for his defense under a different premise. Now when it’s all run out the story changes. I'm not going to waste my time or your time. It's our word against his word. I like our word."

We like it too, Lance and until you've failed a test we're on YOUR side.

UPDATE: Lance got stitches under his eye and left elbow and the elbow is being x-rayed for fractures. The Tour starts July 3rd!!! Get well and mentally ready, Lance!