Chasing Zahi Hawass

Dr. Zahi "Supreme Commander of All-Things Egyptian and Current Last Pharaoh of Egypt" Hawass has a new show called "Chasing Mummies" that will premiere on the history channel in a few weeks.

We have posted the official promo for it. You know, the one that made us spit our drink out in laughter the first time we saw it.



There is nothing you can say about this man's ego.
Naomi Campbell, Paris Hilton, Tony Danza and Tyra Banks have NOTHING on this guy and they are four of the biggest narcissists on the planet. Zahi trumps them all combined.

We've also included another video we found for it. This one seems to show Dr. Hawass screaming at everyone in sight. Pretty scary stuff. Imagine how mad he can get screaming about the Jews! Or how anyone other than Egyptians built the Pyramids! He'll go as freaking ballistic on you for even thinking it, than that drunk Buzz Aldrin does when you tell him he didn't go to the moon! NOTE TO EVERYONE ON EARTH: NEVER, EVER, EVER - NEVER - TELL ZAHI TO HIS FACE THAT EGYPTIANS DIDN'T BUILD THE GIZA PLATEAU PYRAMIDS. HE WILL KILL YOU WITH HIS BARE HANDS.
Listen to him screaming! The man is insane.

The time has come for The Omni Report to post our grievances with Dr. Hawass. We've always said we have a Love/Hate relationship with the man. The love comes from seeing his passion. You can't deny the guy is undeniably the greatest fan of Egyptology EVER. He deserves to be Pharaoh for God's sake! HOWEVER, the hate part will always win out for us because we WANT THE TRUTH which is something that Pharaoh Hawass will DENY UNTIL HE'S BLUE IN THE FUCKING FACE. Stay tuned for "Why Gatenbrink Got Shafted." It's coming very soon.