"Yo! Jersey Shore, Bitches!"
Where's the Vodka, my eyeballs need it!
Where's the Vodka, my eyeballs need it!
We know that birds are falling out of the skies all over the world because the Earth's magnetic fields are shifting, that asteroids are on their way to smash the planet into smithereens, the sun's solar flares are due to wipe out the electrical grids permanently any minute now, the Middle East isthisclose to nuclear war, all Hopi and Maya predictions are coming true, and that Snooki and The Situation exist.
All indicators are a go that we are at the end of civilization as we know it.
BUT NOTHING COMES CLOSER THAN THIS.
Kids are literally pouring vodka into their eyes to get drunk. It's called "Vodka Eyeballing." It's also called stupid as shit. Can't wait to see that ep of Jersey Shore.
Read the article. It's true. Just not the Jersey Shore part. At least until Snooki reads the article...if she can read.
All indicators are a go that we are at the end of civilization as we know it.
BUT NOTHING COMES CLOSER THAN THIS.
Kids are literally pouring vodka into their eyes to get drunk. It's called "Vodka Eyeballing." It's also called stupid as shit. Can't wait to see that ep of Jersey Shore.
Read the article. It's true. Just not the Jersey Shore part. At least until Snooki reads the article...if she can read.
2 comments:
Snookered behind the eyeball..Ooops i meant eightball!! LOL This a pool shot or should i say a Hot tub shot off of Snooki's cushions!! LOL
Its Vodka and Manhattan ice Tea shirt time!!!
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