Australian Open Finals: The Results

2011 Australian Open Womens Champ Kim Clijsters
and her trophy at Brighton Beach

Kim Clijsters beat Li Na in three sets to win her fourth major title. Her third since her comeback just 2 years ago. We are going to miss her when she retires again. Her ranking is way off. She should be World's Number 1, not Caroline Wozniaki, who hasn't even won anything.

Novak celebrates his win

Novak Djokovic is the Mens Champion, his second Australian Open title. He beat the hell out of Murray 6-4, 6-2, 6-3 in a lop-sided match. Poor Murray looked like he just wanted to die out there.

Right after the match, Novak treated the crowd to a strip tease! He started with the usual throwing into the crowd of the wrist cuffs and didn't stop there. Off came the shirt - the ladies howled, everyone cheered. And didn't stop...off came the shoes, the socks and a laughing triumphant Novak took to his seat to relish the moment before putting back on a new shirt and calling for a new pair of shoes.

Novak has been ranked Number Three in the World for three straight years now. Look for him to finally ascend the ranks, now that Federer is getting old and Rafa Nadal is hurting.

GO NOVAK!!

His Championship speech was touching too. He asked for everyone to continue to remember the Australian flood victims and dedicated his trophy to the people of Serbia: "There has been a tough period for our people in Serbia. But we are trying every single day to present our country in the best possible way. So this is for my country, Serbia."

What a great guy.

Both Champions this year are superior tennis players and great people. Both participated in the Rally for Relief and are fun to be around. They are nothing like the selfish Bitch Sharapova who is ugly inside and out or the horrid, stick in the mud, self-centered and worst personalities you can imagine Williams sisters.

We wish Kim the best as she finishes this, her final year.

Look for Novak to possibly take the US Open later this year.