Aussie Open: This Ain't No DJOK-OVIC

Novac roars at his 2 sets to love lead

NOVAC DJOKOVIC BEATS DOWN
ROGER FEDERER IN THREE SETS!!!!!!

We couldn't be happier to report this and it TOTALLY makes up for losing Rafa yesterday. Novac came out ON FIRE and put the old man to pasture this morning.

It should be labeled as a complete upset but you know Novac has been playing the best of his career right now. He already has one Australian Open Championship under his belt and now he is going for two. Also, he has record now of beating Roger in the Semi's. He ousted him in last years US Open and in the 2008 Aussie Open as well.

"His demolition of Roger Federer in three sets in their Australian Open semifinal was nothing short of startling. It is not often that one sees Federer the great sweat, or look angry, or annoyed, or take a bathroom break. But he did all of those this evening as he fought in vain to stem the inspiration seeping from Djokovic's every pore."

Fucking A! Roger was pissed off. He kept bitching about EVERYTHING. He is a total wuss when he's losing. He's so used to winning everything that he just loses it.

Novac will play either Andy Murray or David Ferrer in the Championship final.

This will be the first time since 2004 that Roger Federer will not hold any of the four major titles. Gee, maybe Roger and Merka will have to sell off a couple of Rolex's, although we doubt it. Roger still holds the record for most consecutive finals and has 16 major titles.