Beckham's Cup Bulgeth Over

David Beckham unveiled his new underwear line today. We would type more about this breaking news but we can't stop laughing.

Don't quit your day job, boy.





And so just because we can...we will. Here are completely unrelated pictures of more sports stars in underwear:

Crissy Ronaldo




And Rafa Nadal




Modeling underwear is SERIOUS BUSINESS so NO SMILING allowed!

Ab Fab 2011

Absolutely Fabulous is celebrating it's 20th!

Eddie and Pats are returning for a new season that includes a three-part Christmas special. Yay!

Everyone is commenting on how great the cast looks. Jane Horrocks (Bubble) is 47, Julia Sawalha (Saffy) is 43, Jennifer Saunders (Edina) is 53, June Whitfield (mom) is 86, and Joanna Lumley (Patsy) is 65.

Amazing!

Jennifer Saunders, who plays the super-cool yet hot-mess Edina, and is the creator/writer for the show, is in remission from her breast cancer ordeal from the last couple of years and seems ready to bring Ab Fab back to prime time and possibly to A MOVIE THEATER NEAR YOU.

'We thought it would be hilarious if [Edina and Patsy] went to a party on an oligarch’s yacht, got drunk, fell asleep and woke up in the middle of the ocean,' she said.

Well, considering Eddie and Patsy get drunk and wake up everywhere else, why not?

Here's a sneak peek at the Christmas special airing soon on BBC1.



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All New Project Runway at 9pm tonight

Finally THE NEW SEASON OF PROJECT RUNWAY IS HERE!
We love seeing Tim Gunn tell the designers to "Make it work."

Tune in tonight at 9pm on Lifetime for the season 9 premiere.

Our favorite designer of all time has to be Santino Rice. His spin off show with Austin Scarlett was pretty awesome too. We hope they bring that show back soon.

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Katy Perry in a Smurfette Dress

Katy Perry voices Smurfette in the new NPH vehicle, The Smurfs and this is how she showed up for the premiere.

Russell Brand is officially the luckiest son of a bitch on the entire fucking planet.

This woman is gorgeous.



And don't forget, she kissed a girl and she liked it.

Official Dr. Hawass Wear

Now you too can dress like the Great Pharaoh. At Harrods in London or at a Neiman Marcus near you is the official Zahi Hawass clothing line and apparel store.

Are we surprised that the modern day Indiana Jones and Pharaoh has his own clothing line? No. Nothing from this man WILL EVER SURPRISE US. He is a one-of-a-kind gift that is to be cherished (and yet, reviled).

The profits from the sale will go to benefit the 57357 Children’s Cancer Hospital in Cairo. This is Dr. H's charity of choice.

Click here to see more fashions from The Zahi Hawass Collection: artzulu.com article

The court case against Dr. Hawass was resolved and he will not be going to jail let alone losing his job. He seems to have stopped rampaging and quitting as well and is reporting all kinds of great things at his blog.

He and his minions have been reclaiming land, artifacts and his Pharaohnic power back from the Egyptian Overthrow and Dr. H seems to be back on track again. And now with the clothing line...well is there anything the great Dr. Hawass cannot do?

Go Big Z!

Beatrice's Hat

Forget Pippa's lovely derierre, the big talk of the Royal Wedding was Beatrice's hat.

And oh, what an overnight sensation the hat has been!

Here's a reminder:


Then things started popping out of it!







Even the Eye of Sauron was in it!



Then it went "Retro"





And it reminded people of a toilet:



But then Famous People started wearing it!


















Today it is being auctioned off for charity. Good riddance to the dumbest hat ever.

Beatrice's Hat

Forget Pippa's lovely derierre, the big talk of the Royal Wedding was Beatrice's hat.

And oh, what an overnight sensation the hat has been!

Here's a reminder:


Then things started popping out of it!







Even the Eye of Sauron was in it!



Then it went "Retro"





And it reminded people of a toilet:



But then Famous People started wearing it!

Our Favorite Fairy Godfather

Is Tim Gunn, of course!

Tim guest starred on last nights ep of "Biggest Loser" as the Makeover Episode Fairy Godfather. It was pretty heartwarming. Tim is the epitome of gentility and intelligence and in just being himself projects an air of nobility and royalty without being pretentious in the least. What an awesome guy!

The contestants have each lost over 100 pounds with two of the guys having each lost 150 pounds! It's an amazing achievement. To celebrate it Biggest Loser gave the remaining 5 contestants a makeover. Tim kind of hosted it but did nothing to actually facilitate the makeover itself. But it was great that he was there.

In other Tim Gunn news, Lifetime announced this morning that season 9 of Project Runway will be back very soon...YAY! Along with an All-Stars addition! We cannot even wait for that. Let's hear it for Daniel Franco, Mondo, Rami, Chris March, ANDRAE, the other Daniel, Nick and Santino!

That would start our ultimate All-Star wish list.

We'll post the premiere dates as soon as Lifetime announces them.

Chrissy's Girlfriend Lands SI Swimsuit Cover

Meet Irina Shayk, Christiano Ronaldo's hot Russian girlfriend. She was just picked to be Sports Illustrated coveted Swimsuit cover model. The cover was released today and we're guessing it comes out later this week. The cover girl always has a a few pages inside too, so look for Irina to be talked about all over the place very soon.

We're guessing she is what put the smile on his face. No?

For the Ladies (and Some Guys)

World #1 Tennis Champ Rafael Nadal is the new Armani men's underwear model.

Are we the only ones who think he should never put clothes on again?
Go Rafa!