Friday, August 26, 2011

Dick Regrets Shooting Load in Friends Face

Really, he does.

Dick Cheney writes in his autobiography/memoir/confessional that out of everything that's happened in his life the only thing he truly regrets is shooting his friend in the face. In fact it was "the saddest of my life". Awww.

The 2006 hunting mishap left the friend, Harry Whittington, severely injured.

Dick doesn't mind the torture of prisoners, the unlawful incarceration of people at Guantanamo Bay, pushing his war pal Donald Rumsfeld to be Vice President or the invasion of Iraq.

Just shooting his load in someone's face.

His most famous quote is "Go fuck yourself", so what else did we expect?

His mom named him Dick for a reason.

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