Thursday, October 14, 2010

Dick Cheney Before He Dicks YOU!

After all these years, and countless jokes, Dick Cheney still hasn't apologized for shooting his load into another man's face...and chest and HEART.

It turns out, the spin is over and the man is finally revealing the horrific extent of his injuries. Counter to the early claims that the "incident" was no big deal, the man at the time, suffered a heart attack, a collapsed lung, endured 30 pieces of shrapnel tearing his body apart, cannot speak the same after one ripped apart his larynx AND still has much of the lead in his body including a piece next to his heart, which doctors are unable to get to. Phew!

On top of all that, the man continually apologizes to Cheney, like it was his fault...or like he's afraid.

Really, Dick? Looks like your mom was really onto something...even she knew you were a dick.

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