Saturday, January 29, 2011

Dr. Zahi Hawass For President of Egypt!


Down with Mubarak! Zahi Hawass for President!


We urge the Egyptian people to elect as their new President the one man with more Egyptian national pride than can be expressed or contained, The Great Pharaoh himself, Dr. Zahi Hawass.

Currently holding the titles of: Vice Minister of Culture in Egypt and Secretary General of the Egyptian Supreme Council of Antiquities he was also the former director of the Giza Plateau and Chief Inspector of the Giza Pyramid Plateau.

He is qualified as a statesman having giving lectures around the world as a spokesman for the pride of Egyptian Culture.

NO ONE ON EARTH LOVES EGYPT AS MUCH AS THIS MAN.

Elect Zahi as President!

Rushing to the aid of his beloved Cairo Museum, Dr. Hawass has saved the priceless heirlooms and antiquities of the ancient culture of Egypt!

Sane and intelligent Egyptian people surrounded the Museum this week as protesters and looters ran in circles RIGHT NEXT DOOR, burning to the ground the ADJACENT building - ruling party headquarters.

"What scares me is that if this building is destroyed, it will fall over the museum," Hawass said as he watched fire trucks spray water on the still smoldering NDP headquarters.

Hawass said now that the Egyptian Museum's collection is secure from thieves, the greatest threat to the collection inside is posed by the torched ruling party headquarters building next door.


Also safe, the other important archaeological sites around the country - Zahi has urged "the military to dispatch armored personnel carriers and troops to the Pyramids of Giza, the temple city of Luxor and other key archaeological monuments."

This is being done as we speak and we have the Great Dr. Hawass to thank. He was not in desert hiding as we once reported but ON THE FRONT LINES DEFENDING HIS BELOVED MUSEUM AT ALL COSTS THE ENTIRE WEEK.

Dr. Hawass has summoned troops to take over for fatigued civilians that had been surrounding the museum and now has the military protecting it with him out in the forefront.

Looters did get inside the museum and were apprehended almost immediately. Some damage occurred: "Would-be looters broke into Cairo's famed Egyptian Museum, ripping the heads off two mummies and damaging about 10 small artifacts before being caught and detained by army soldiers, Egypt's antiquities chief said Saturday.

Zahi Hawass said the vandals did not manage to steal any of the museum's antiquities, and that the prized collection was now safe and under military guard."


Once again, we state: ZAHI HAWASS FOR PRESIDENT OF EGYPT

5 comments:

Mikki said...

Hells yeah! Let's get the Pharaoh to lead the country! Seriously.

Anonymous said...

The true Fair-Ohhh!! They better do something soon!!

The Omni Report said...

We're totally serious about this.
Glad you guys agree.
It seems to be the most logical choice ever..which means he's the last person they'll ask.
We should make Pharaoh for President T-shirts...

Anonymous said...

Its Zahi T-shirt timeeeee!!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

DO NOT EVER. EVER PROMOTE HIM ANYWHERE NEAR TO PRESIDENT.

HE IS KEEPING VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION CONCERNING EGYPT FROM THE PUBLIC!