We want to say retarded but do not want to offend the nice people who work with the disabled.
Regarding the massive F.B.I. roundup and bust of over 120 mobsters that happened yesterday. It seems to us, these aging mafioso's are a bunch of fucking wackos.
First off, their average age seems to be around 75. Secondly, they are fat and ugly. Thirdly, their silly nicknames are as whacked out as they are.
These guys sound like they just came out of an anal sex chat room.
We "understand" the need for code names for people involved in illicit, underground and nefarious activities, but this is just ridiculous.
Some blogs and news sites are referring to these names as "awesome." We couldn't disagree more. The mob is like nursery school.
Here are some nicknames we thought up: Joey "Spaghetti and meatballs", Frankie "Stugotz", "Pasta Fagioli" and Mikey "Mammaluk."
Regarding the massive F.B.I. roundup and bust of over 120 mobsters that happened yesterday. It seems to us, these aging mafioso's are a bunch of fucking wackos.
First off, their average age seems to be around 75. Secondly, they are fat and ugly. Thirdly, their silly nicknames are as whacked out as they are.
“Vinny Carwash,” “Tony Bagels,” “Johnny Pizza," "Lumpy" “Meatball," “Junior Lollipops”, “the Beard” , “Baby Shacks”, “Firehawk”, “Big Fat Larry," "Hootie," "Mush", "JoJo."
These guys sound like they just came out of an anal sex chat room.
We "understand" the need for code names for people involved in illicit, underground and nefarious activities, but this is just ridiculous.
Some blogs and news sites are referring to these names as "awesome." We couldn't disagree more. The mob is like nursery school.
Here are some nicknames we thought up: Joey "Spaghetti and meatballs", Frankie "Stugotz", "Pasta Fagioli" and Mikey "Mammaluk."
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