Wednesday, May 18, 2011

The Situation's Situation

Holy Family Wars! Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, of Jersey Shore fame, has really pissed off his father this time.

Frank Sorrentino has gone to youtube and posted a number of curse-filled videos aimed at his son and boy are they a doozey!

Here's some excerpts and the situation:

The father of three told the New York post that he resorted to his rants after he asked his wealthy son for help making his monthly medical insurance payments which were running out.

But he claims that his son, said to now be a millionaire, refused to help him.
'It's terrible that I gotta resort to something like this to get someone's attention', he said.

'I've been diabetic for 25 years and my insurance was running out and I called up my son and said, "Listen Mikey, I'm between jobs right now, can you help me out? I don't want to lose my health coverage."'

'What I expected was a call back saying, "Dad, are you ok?" I didn't think he wouldn't have the decency to not call me back.'

'He's a man who up until he hit the lottery on Jersey Shore was having a hard time... and he left me hanging to die.'

'He created more situations for me in my life, than the name he gave himself and put me in more confrontations than any boy I ever had', Frank ranted.

'You're all for yourself. You're full of shit! I put my fucking balls on the line for you a hundred fucking times when you couldn't', he vented to his son.

Not limiting his vitriol to just his son - the then turned on Jersey Shore star Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi and said: 'If I was that girl's father I'd run for cover... she's a 4ft 11in piece of shit!'

'Deena is a first-class Italian pig... any girl who shows her, puttana [Italian slang for genitalia] the first time they're on fucking TV is a pig', he said of Deena Cortese.

'And Ronnie is a fucking cry baby. How do you get on TV and cry like a fucking bitch over a girl? Be a fucking man', he added.

WOW! At first glance this all seems very over the top.

But is it? Mike is a millionaire now and he refused to help his dad pay for medical insurance?

Is it right to go on youtube and vent? Well, is it right to do a reality show where you bang drunk girls all night and then act like you're a god?

The apple, as they say, does not fall far from the tree. And in this case, it's a Italian familigia. They sound like an episode of The Sopranos.

And, we have got to say this...Pops Situation hit the nail on the head with the comment about Deena, Snooki and Ronnie. Deena IS a pig, Snooki CAN BE a piece of shit and Ronnie IS one hell of crybaby.

Mike, call your dad now before he makes more videos! And for God's sake give him a lousy grand or two to shut him up!

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