Monday, May 2, 2011

Springtime for Bin Laden

Hurray! We can all celebrate the death of one of the world's leading fear mongers. Osama or Usama (it really doesn't matter now) was shot in the head by a team of Navy Seals in an orchestrated strategic move straight out of movie. Cue Jesse Ventura!

In fact, cue all the conspiracy theorists because this situation is so full of holes that you could drive a truck right through it...but alas...that is another post. Coming shortly. Cue Jesse Ventura again!

For now we are going to believe the hype and celebrate the death of Bin Laden as we did the death of Pol Pot. With a lot of cheering, excitement and countless utterances like "Rot in Hell Fucker" and the like.

Ahh..what a day.

We can only celebrate for a short time because terrorists like to do their terror thing and of course they have threatened to set off a nuke any minute now in a city near beware!

In true Mel Brooksian fashion, we're sure we can all look forward to "Springtime for Bin Laden" sure to be coming soon to theaters everywhere.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I am laughing so hard right now that it hurts!!