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Here is The Gettysburg Address in pirate speak because you know Abraham Lincoln was a pirate at heart.
"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated t' t' proposition that all men be created equal.
Now we be engaged in a great civil war, testin' whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We be met on a great battle-field o' that war. We have come t' dedicate a portion o' that field, as a final restin' place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It be altogether fittin' and proper that we should do this.
"But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. T' brave men, livin' and went t' Davy Jones' locker, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power t' add or detract. T' world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It be for us t' livin', rather, t' be dedicated here t' t' unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. "
It be rather for us t' be here dedicated t' t' great task remainin' before us -- that from these honored went t' Davy Jones' locker we take increased devotion t' that cause for which they gave t' last full meaaye o' devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these went t' Davy Jones' locker shall not have went t' Davy Jones' locker in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth o' freedom -- and that government o' t' people, by t' people, for t' people, shall not perish from t' earth."